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Need a baby? Call Zip Baby: babies when you want them
Kevin Mead, Darren Miller, and I wrote this; Kevin directed, Darren produced, & I shot/edited it.
Travis Helwig, Halle Kiefer, Jamie Cummings , Ryan Williams, Allison Phillips, Emily Axford, & Taylor Moore all did a great job, so did Haaziq, Brooklyn, & Violet (the babies).
Shout out to Ryan Rigley & Sam Fox-Hartin for helping out on production.
Come to My BBQ: A song about a guy who throws a Labor Day barbecue on his roof for himself & his friends.
I directed and edited this video
Kevin Mead is the star, Darren Miller is the friend (and producer), Emily Axford is the babe. Kevin, Darren, and I wrote the song & Justin Mathew produced it.
Steven Levine shot, Andrew Ford AD’d, Sam Fox-Hartin PA’d, Drew Kaufmann Grill Master’d, & a buncha folks ate and extra’d.
Grey Goose Presents “Outside Insiders” for Blackbook Magazine
Grey Goose wanted to showcase three venues in New York’s meatpacking district who had a firm handle on catering to clientele outdoors in the summer, so melge made this casual, homey video for Blackbook Magazine.
I shot, directed. & edited this video with melge, I also made two of the three songs.
The video itself is currently embedded on [every single] page of Blackbook’s site.
Yoni Lotan tackles the important question at Internet Week NY: What’s the deal with all these screens?
Video by me.
Music by Decades.
Hey guys, check it out: the music video I shot, directed, and edited for The Vandelles new single!
Mike Antonucci made the waves graphics & Kevin Mead was my AD for the bar scenes.
A Brief Monologue About Lasers by Jason Sudeikis
Besides being an SNL cast member & movie star, Jason Sudeikis is a frequent performer at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade’s ASSCAT 3000 improv show. ASSCAT 3000 is an improv form which begins with a monologist performing an impromptu monologue based on a suggestion.During the Blackbook photoshoot with him, I gave Jason the suggestion “LASER,” this is what he came up with.
Swervewolf’s Blackout Baby: Pedro y El Lobo
This is a video shot in complete darkness with $90 cameras from Toys R Us, it features Bumblefoot, the gentlemen of the Swervewolf crew, & some ladies whose URLs I don’t currently have.
Shot & Edited by John Fitzgerald and me
Oliver Lewis, World’s Fastest Violinist, Plays Kanye West’s “Dark Fantasy”
Last week, the world’s fastest violinist came by the Blackbook offices to play along with Kanye’s “Dark Fantasy.”
He’s pretty gnarly.
Timo Weiland and Alan Eckstein Reveal Their Childhood Fears
I sat down with Timo Weiland & Alan Eckstein to ask them about what scared them when they were kids.
Neighborhoodr + Tanqueray Cocktail Safari
This past weekend Neighborhoodr teamed up with Tanqueray for a memorable cocktail safari in Manhattan. Special thanks to all those who made it out and the wonderful people at Tanqueray. To view the all the photos from the the safari click here.
Babies’ debut holiday single, “Santa’s So Big,” is a 2010 hip hop repurposing of Janet Javits’ 1953 Christmas hit “Santa Baby.”
Babies is Sierra Needle (Emily Axford), You Suck (Travis Helwig & Kevin Mead), & Pharmocalypse (Kirk Larsen).NSFW
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I found Lonni’s Punani Waxing on Yelp by accident, but I sure am glad I did.
I guess.
Lonni is quick and she does a thorough job.
I was cleaned as a whistle when I came out.
I recommend getting your wax done at Lonni’s. She does a good job - always!i won’t claim to be an expert on ass-waxing shops, but of the two i’ve tried, this is by *far* the best :D Lonni is quick and professional and the results are great. what more could you assk for?
Look at the website…it’s fucking weird, too.
Hey, it’s that thing I do with Elaine every week for Fuse where she says funny stuff we wrote.
There are jokes about Charles Lindberg’s baby & Oedipus’ mother in this.
Hot Joint of the Day: Too early to call the song of the summer? Gil McRipley is da bessssssssssss fo sho.
[mefi.]
THIS DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This looks great, Billy and Frollo — nice work!
The best part about this movie? One of the production assistants is named Nicholas Frisbie
A girl named Leah Lawler posted this on facebook and I can’t get any work done because all I wanna do is find “person screaming” sound effects and play them while I look at this. I’m so sorry for sharing this. EDIT: It also sounds awesome with “Children Cheering” sound effect.
“Paperwork Explosion”
In 1967, Henson was contracted by IBM to make a film extolling the virtues of their new technology, the MT/ST, a primitive word processor. The film would explore how the MT/ST would help control the massive amount of documents generated by a typical business office.
Ludicrous! Outstanding.
Elaine’s 2012 Predictions
I made this video of a funny girl named Elaine telling jokes we wrote about the future. Also, I did a lot of voice over sound effects.
How To Use Port Tongs & Decant a Bottle of Vintage Port starring Roy Hersch
A video from For the Love of Port, a port-centric newsletter (the 65th issue is coming out soon!) which has been going strong since 2004.
According to his website, For the Love of Port’s editor-in-chief Roy Hersch was compelled to start this magazine because of a cryptic experience he shared with the president of Portugal after being invited to some bullshit wine conference:
June 2003, Roy was one of just two Americans selected by the Confraria do Vinho do Porto (Port Wine Brotherhood), which was attended by Portuguese President Sampaio. To honor his oath to the Confraria, Roy quit his day job and began writing a monthly newsletter, For The Love Of Port, in February 2004
For the Love of Port says the Port Wine Brotherhood was started in 1982 & includes a lot of silly costume bullshit and flights to Portugal, so it sounds awesome.
Anyway, watch the above video because Roy is a compelling onscreen figure.
My favorite things about this video are about to be listed:
- Despite the silent understanding he shared with President Sampaio & the attendant confidence engendered by silent pacts, Roy is dangerously nervous, throughout.
- Taylor, his daughter who was named after a specific vintage of port wine, pouring a bottle of her eponymous vintage into cheesecloth after her father breaks the bottle’s neck with hot tongs & a cold rag. She’s so…determined. And scared. Determined or scared. Scared.
- The camera person, whoever she is. I think about her in the moments after the camera stopped rolling, when she looked up and realized “This is it.”
Also, his newsletter should be called The Port Authority.
Good day.
Greatest US basketball player?
Who is the Mongolian basketball phenom have I not heard about?
Is there a secret league only Chinese billionaires, Berlusconi, Al Gore, & Spike Lee know about? WHAT AM I BEING KEPT FROM KNOWING?
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Tweets
- @sethporges laser disc copy of Jurassic Park
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- @eaxford I'll trade you an RT for three wheat and two ore.
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- @erincrum @hotcoffeemovie is such a good flick. Still talking about it with folks.
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- Just bought a new pair of steak, shellac, & yurt flavored Everything Socks. Loving their slogan "Everything Socks because everything socks."
- @devonmrose gross!
- "I got fired because I cried myself to sleep last night" - Percy Finvaffle, Former Overzealous Town Crier
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- 15 tracks (26:55)Long after the fall of organic life, four robot best friends lose contact with the psychic robot mainframe. Pharmocalypse's The Unknowable tracks their pan-universal quest to discover what has happened.
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